Well, we here at Sunrise Studios and WeezeL Brand Enterprises want to help YOU at the polls this year. No, not those silly ones where you can pick some dude who may or may not die in office before he lowers taxes or sends more of our young troops away to war to die... I'm talking about the kind of poll where YOUR OPINION ACTUALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE (unless of course, you live in a swing-state, or you're a part of the Electoral College)!!! I'm talking about the race for WHO WILL STAY ALIVE?!?
Yes, it's true, Velociraptors are in the lead but the Predator and Geena Davis aren't that far behind with the Alien falling in the rear. Several of the candidates have changed their strategies to win your votes, which you can still change if you haven't voted yet in what many consider to be "the most important civil rights movement for non-humans on this planet since the Big Bang [not the TV show]." ( Let's see what the candidates have to say...Collapse )